Man has always been intrigued and fascinated with the cat so it’s not surprising that there are so many cat-related quotes throughout time. We all know how funny cats are. They’re hilarious! Let’s get to know a lot more about them through these Cat Quotes | Quotes about Cats | Funny Cat Quotes | Cat Captions | presented by us. 🙂
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1 . “I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.”
2 . “I can’t have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.”
3 . “Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers — they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.”
4 . “My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”
5 . “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
6 . “It is very inconvenient habit of kittens that, whatever you say to them they always purr.
7 . “Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
8 . “Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.”
9 . “Cats will outsmart dogs every time.”
10 . “How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
11 . “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
12 . “If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.”
13 . “If you want to write, keep cats.”
14 . “A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.”
15 . “I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.”
16 . “Cats, like men, are flatterers.”
17 . “Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect.”
18 . “I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.”
19 . “Cats have it all — admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”
20 . A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.”
21 . “People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.”
22 . “The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”
23 . “I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.”
24 . “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
25 . Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.”
26 . “I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.”
27 . “If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.”
28 . “The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.”
29 . As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
30 . Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock.
31 . Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose
32 . Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
33 . In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
34 . I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
35 . A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
36 . One cat just leads to another.
37 . Intelligence in the cat is underrated.
38 . Dogs eat. Cats dine
39 . People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
40 . The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
41 . Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
42 . People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote.
43 . In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence.
44 . I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
45 . The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
46 . People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around.
47 . There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
48 . It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see.
49 . Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
50 . If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
51 . The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
52 . The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world..
53 . The key to a successful new relationship between a cat and human is patience.
54 . A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it.
55 . The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.
56 . If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time.
57 . A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge.
58 . All cats like being the focus of attention.
59 . A meow massages the heart.
60 . I really am a cat transformed into a woman.